Shards's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ET meets Zangief]

Good Goddess, do you ever suck.

After watching a couple of your movies, the question "Why the fuck are you wasting Newgrounds' bandwidth" comes to mind, and, after reading a page or two of your reviews, it's followed by "Who the fuck do you think YOU are, Mr. Hot Shit? Where do you get off on calling everyone else's stuff shit, when it seems you can't even tell your monitor from your asshole?"

Mervin responds:

Temper...temper :)

I better be careful not to piss off a somewhat tubby-faced "witch". You make Canadians look bad. I think it's awesome that people vote high on my crappy movies, they like them for the humor (which is old school NG humor), Sprite based movies just get votes cause they are sprites. And sprites are lame. Even my sprite movie.

[MegaMan X SS Trailer]

Yawn.

All in all, pretty boring.
I actually stumbled across your flash by linking from the review you left on "Zeros True Mission".
Dude. Next time you're gonna knock someone down, especially on trivial shit like frame rate, make sure your shit is better than theirs.

MegaManX2 responds:

I am pretty sure, Is not that I went to "knock" down on there 'shit'. I am actually there to help out one what with what I see might be better than my crap. I am very aware! I didn't finish mine. But I won't deny I did a pretty good job at the FPS. My movie was only but a trailer, and I never finished it due to that I just never had the time. I only posted my link so that person would see what I was refering to. And Problaby redo there movie, most likely blowing mind out of the water. So please next time think before you speak. And leave a review not a complaint. -_-

[Sonic VS Shadow]

Great effort.

You need to increase your repitoire of sprites though. The few that you had just didn't cut it. Edit them if you can't find ones that fit, but it looks rather silly with Shadow just floating up against the wall (for instance).

Zackthejackal responds:

Thanks man, I really did try. I watch it myself from time to time for action. Btw did anyone here watch the ? mark at the end!? IT SHOWS SEPHIROTH AS A HEDGEHOG! Only one person has seen it obviously since only that one person reviewed about it...

[Perfect Kirby 3.2]

You kick too much ass.

Just like Samus did. Sweet Lord and Lady, you need to do a movie that's JUST Samus.
As for this movie, well. It rocked more than a retirement-home feild trip to the rocking chair warehouse.

Pikanjo responds:

HAHAHA!

[Clockclock's "Sig"]

It was a little short...

But it was funny. ^_^ Still, I wanted to see what a Clockclock would look like. o_O

Koalaclock responds:

You can see me in 'Clockclock's clock day movie'

[The Philosophy of Liberty]

That was so beautiful...

...It brought me to tears. You are a great man. I only hope that those with the same ideals as you will one day be selected by the masses to lead, and I will always be one of the ones who voted for them...

LuxLucre responds:

I hope anybody so elected will tell the masses to "live their own lives and stop following me" :-)

[1-800-KiLL]

Weeeell...

As much as I do love the concept of a 1-800 kill line, and while I do appreciate gory death to murderers, I just couldn't 10 this beauty. Your story wasn't half bad, but you may want to work on your graphics.

YoinK responds:

Thanks, I'm very satisfied on how it turned out. I made this movie on one day which was today which is halloween. I kind of rushed the graphics. If i had the time i would have tried to detail the graphics and backgrounds. Thanks for your review ;)

[Evil vs Eviler]

Cool.

I never thought there'd be someone eviller than Black Mage. It was pretty good, besides (as people said) the button clicking repeatedly. Poor guy... Forgot to leave his guide alive. Now he'll never be free!

DemonEye responds:

wow, my first 9... thanks a lot.

[Samus vs. Boba]

Bah.

Why don't you just slap a couple of clocks on their fronts? The least you could do is find real voice actors. Or a plot.

TenaciousDave responds:

It's not supposed to be a clock crew movie. The robotic voices are just for fun. Lighten up.